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How to recover from alien abductions -- the book that inspired Jeff Buckley

The Official Alien Abductee's Handbook

 

The truth exposed, secrets revealed, the government ridiculed, and aliens slandered!

Lessons in this informative, irreverent, and frightening guide to close encounters of the third degree include:

* How to dis an alien

* What to tell your doctor

* How to speak with plain-clothes government investigators

* How to appear on talk shows

* How to tell your significant other

 

FAMOUS PEOPLE ENDORSEMENTS:

"The funniest book I've read since the Warren Report."

-- Robert Anton Wilson, futurist and author of the Illuminatus! trilogy.

 

"Joe Tripician has achieved the impossible: a truly funny book on alien abductions."

-- Dr. John C. Lilly, neurophysiologist, and inspiration for the films Day of the Dolphin and Altered States

 

"Nothing in this book is real according to the known laws of physics, but it is very funny."

-- Dr. Michio Kaku, theoretical physicist, and author of "Physics of the Impossible"

 

To download a PDF: http://www.scribd.com/doc/34316174/The-Official-Alien-Abductees-Handbook

Please contribute:

You will donate | 20 USD

Get your own signed dead-tree copy for a $20 donation (includes U.S. & international shipping)

Video News Release:

aired across stations nationwide

 

Strange Universe:

Joe Tripician & Fred Reed: Rock Legends

 

Paranormal Reporter:

Esposing Consensus Reality

 

Good Day New York:

Anchor Jim Ryan Busts a Gut

 

MSNBC:

 

Host Perri Peltz Gets Violent

ALIEN LOVER Music Video:

Music by Frederick Reed

 

 

 

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